Chosen

     A visitor, in the course of explaining his religion to the Master, said, “We believe we are God’s chosen people.”

     “What does that mean?” said the Master.

     “That God chose us from among all the people of the earth.”

     “I think I can guess who, from among all the people of the earth, made that discovery,” said the Master drily.

– Anthony de Mello, More One Minute Nonsense