Two Priests

     Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

     The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their “tourist” garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, and enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a great-looking blonde in a bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn’t help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled, nodded and said, “Good morning, Father,” “Good morning, Father,” addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. “How in the world did she know we’re priests?” they asked each other.

     The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits. Once again the two priests in disguise settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them and greeted them individually with “Good morning, Father,” and started to walk away.

     One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just a minute young lady.” “Yes?” she replied. “We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests?” Replied the young woman: “Father, it’s me, Sister Angela.”

Source: http://www.enlightened-spirituality.org/Spiritual_Humor.html

The Healing Process

     “Sadness is like a wound to the soul.  When we cry, it helps to wash away the pain, and makes it possible for the healing process to begin.”

— Excerpted from The Truth as I See It: A Collection of Spiritual Writings by Adam Soto (p. 61)

 

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The Choice is up to You

     “There are three things you can do when confronted with a problem: you can complain about it, you can accept it, or you can fix it and move on.  The choice is up to you.”

— Excerpted from The Truth as I See It: A Collection of Spiritual Writings by Adam Soto (p. 61)

 

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